Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Puke, Poop and Trampalines! OH MY!!

Yes this entry does involve some body functions so if your easily grossed out you might want to turn away now. I'll try to keep the nasty to a minimum. I am scheduled to have a leap done today at 4pm. I'm kinda worried about it. I mean I've never had one done, and even though a leap sounds like a fun action you do by jumping over things, its really a procedure where they cut things off your cervix. So I'm thinking its not going to feel nice. Anyways, because of the leap today, I didn't sleep last night. Tossed and turned all night worrying about how much it was going to hurt to have part of me cut out. The Bean was sick and to make a long story short, she decided that not only was she going to magically turn her poop into refried bean dip (hope no one is hungry for Mexican...lol) but that she was going to puke on every outfit I put on her. Indeed even if I wanted to sleep, it wouldn't have happened what with the pooping and puking...YUCK!
At about 8:30am the Hubs came home from a night at work and I was all ready to snuggle up and take a nap (I know its lame to say, but the comfiest place I've ever been is in his arms. I love the Hubs!!) when who should call? None other then Lou, my sister and Moose's mom, telling me that she needed me to come over and help her with Moose while she steam cleaned the carpets.
Now, I didn't know this, but apparently when your potty training a boy, you need to be with him all the time...or maybe that's just Moose. lol. At any rate he had taken off his diaper and as my sister put it in her lovely description of what happened "Dropped a log and pee-pee-ed" on the carpet and furniture. After a good laugh I went over and intertained the Moose (who was now bathed and rediapered) while my sister steamed the carpet, and got sick several times...
Why am I telling you this?? I'm not quite sure. lol. I figure that if I had to go through this this morning, I should take some of you with me. lol. Nah, really I'm telling you this as a cautionary tale. If you have little boys that you are potty training, keep a close eye on them. Or they may just...well you get the picture.

3 good things did happen so far today! Moose learned 3 new things! He can now count to 4, say Orange, Yellow, Pink, and Green. and sing the Blues Clues song...SOOO CUTE!!!

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